Here is our very own vocabulary for you to enjoy and feel free to use it yourself!

With our special vocabulary you may or may not start a new trend, but you will start up a little fun for any group of people when you say that person has a Muffin Top.

Butta-face - When you see a beautiful girl with a great body and everything looks great, she turns around and is ugly in the face, then that is a Butta-face. Everything is fine Butta-face.

Crackalackin - The shakes and the shimmying from having crack, heroin or any other drugs taken away from you. That shaking is called Crackalackin.

Tight-Wad - The people who travel to the race track to be there for the NASCAR race, set up their RV's, campers or tents and never pay to go into the race itself, that is a Tight-Wad.

Fusion - When you take two blooming idiots and make a real good radio show then that is Fusion.

Con-Fusion - When those same two idiots on the radio show get locked up, thrown in jail, put in the pokey, etc.. then that is Con-Fusion. Keeping Charlie from being in Con-Fusion (jail) is really harder than you think.

Detroititus -The person who stops on the side of the highway or freeway and picks up a part layimg there because it looks like it will fit their car or a friends car, then he has Detroititus. Wesley knows what we mean, huh.

Pre-Greening - The people who pull up to a red light and are so impatient that they keep rolling forward until they have rolled into your lane and you have to go around them, then they are Pre-Greening. When someone finally hits them it will change to Pre-Browning!

Scratx - The waxy type coating on a lottery ticket you have to scratch off. You play alot and have a pile of Scratx in the floorboard. So when the cop is going through your car he already knows your a gambling on something and maybe your gambling he won't find it, whatever you hid!

Swurfing - Surfing the internet at work and acting like it is for work when you do are doing it. We have all been guilty of
Swurfing. That is how we made this site.

Espn-onage - The art of watching a movie with the wife and being able to search through all the sports channels every time she gets up and leaves the room. I know that there is alot of Espn-onage going on in alot of households.

Whinese -The noise coming from your kids when you go one a long driving trip. We have all heard it and been drove crazy by it. Yes you can even hear some Whinese from your wife at times as well.

Lid Washer -That is a girl who goes into the public bathroom and refuses to sit down because the seat is nasty and when she starts to use the bathroom she is one of the ones who wets all over the toilet seat herself. She is what she is afraid of, a Lid Washer.

Ninnihammer - This is a boy who dresses like a girl, looks like girl, sounds like a girl, acts like a girl and gets mad if someone refers to him as a girl. A girl who dresses like a boy, looks like a boy, sounds like a boy, acts like a boy and gets mad if someone refers to her as a boy is a Gentihammer.

Dental Denial - When someone decides that running into the bathroom and using a quick squirt of mouthwash is ok instead of brushing their nasty teeth like they should, that is Dental Denial. You can usally spot these people easily, especially when they get older, by having black teeth or no teeth left.

Mute Worthy - This is someone who is good on the eyes to see on TV, but when they speak, sing or act you can't stand to hear them, then they are Mute Worthy. If they are half or all the way naked, then you may not have to mute them because you couldn't hear them anyway.

Cracker Jack - This can be so many different people like the looney tunes who are going on the American Idol show and are just so bad they can only be a Cracker Jack. Each year there are so many that we can't keep up with them.

Spoda - A person who is sopposed to be a boy, who acts like a girl, or a girl who acts like a boy is a Spoda.

Beer Muscles -You have all seen the guy who goes into the bar starts drinking heavily and then becomes the baddest guy in the world because he has Beer Muscles. He is also the guy at the end of the night who is knock out cold and laying behind the bar after it closes because someone had enough of his Beer Muscles.

Looking Good Shopper - This the person or people who go shopping at the grocery store and never do anything to try to fix themselves up, even a little. They just grab something and throw it on and head to the store, looking like you just lost a fight with 4 or 5 people, and that is bad. So for now on when you go by one these people, especially when you can tell that they are much prettier than they are looking, just say hey, Looking good Shopper. Maybe they will start to get the hint. Why must the women and men we see in the grocery store should all look like death warmed over.

Itching Idiot - Someone who has to go to the bathroom in the wilderness and doesn't know that the kind of dead leaves they are picking up to wipe with are poison ivy. Then they become an Itching Idiot.

Blooming Idiot - A Blooming Idiot is someone using the green leaves off the poison ivy vine for their needs.

Tennessee Credit Card - No vehicle safety kit should ever be without a garden hose cut about 10-12 foot long and made to get emergency gas whenever needed. I am not sure on the official answer to the legal aspects of this but if you get stranded somewhere far away and this is your only method to get you going, you will be glad you own a Tennessee Credit Card.

Nobuttatol -Old men who wear those pants or jeans and it looks like they have no back side. So next time you see those flat backside pants or jeans, look for the Nobuttatol label on the pants.

Chicken Little - The people who join our military services to take advantage of the free college courses and then when a war starts up, they call their mommy or daddy and whine to them to get me out of this. Then the parents who try to get them out are the second stage Chicken Littles.

Hum-Dinger -People who go buy a Hummer and add all the brushguards and lights, and then adds spinners on it. Spinners on the most expensive, best looking 4x4 then you are a Hum-Dinger. 

Shining Star -The waitress at the 24 hour restaurant on every exit, that has all of her teeth or has dentures. You can't find a Shining Star at all of them but some you can.

Grass Roots - The guys who have a little hair still growing on top of their head so it grows real long and looks like burmuda grass runners and they run it all over their head. You can find them almost anywhere and you will know what Grass Roots are by our standards

Muffin Top - Girls and or guys who wear tight jeans and they are so tight that the love handles bulge over to look like a Muffin Top! Most of the time they are with the too small or too short shirts and then you can really tell that they have a Muffin Top.


Please feel free to contact us if you have some other great words or phrases to add to our collection and keep coming back because we add them all the time.